Something Rotting in the State of NJ

Get ready folks, it’s gonna happen. The mysterious smell that wafted over northern NJ and NY is prime fodder for Jersey jokes on tonight’s talk shows. Here are some of our suggestions:

David Letterman:

“And the number 1 reason for today’s gas smell: It’s New Jersey, stupid.”

Jay Leno

People in NY reported smelling something foul coming from NJ today. A quick inspection found it was just the Giants and Jets cleaning out their lockers.

Conan O’Brien

Did you hear there was a strange gas smell coming from NJ today. Yeah, apparently somebody laced all the hairspray in the state with noxious fumes.

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